I am a bugbear and this is my blog. There's a lot of misinformation out there about bugbears, so I started this blog to set the record straight. We are gentle, loving creatures who have been slandered by jealous, puny enemies who wish they could defeat and enslave bugbears but cannot! Instead, bugbears will pound and crush such indolent braggarts!
I've been thinking about taking a bodyguard job with the royal family of Eucalypt. They're expecting the birth of a crown prince joey any day now, so I've got to decide soon. I'll probably end up saying yes, 'cause the benefits are pretty good. Also, if the joey sucks, I could just ditch it and go back home to Kahar. We'll see. I'll post again once I've made up my mind.
